their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
Do you think it'd be inappropriate to have an I'm Not Keeping My Baby Party the day after her baby shower?
Last time I heard from you, you were double fisting strawberry milk and wine. Answer this text so I know you're still alive. Bonus points for a coherent answer.
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I'm seeing how long I can hold this wine in my mouth. I have so many adventures! I'm like Teddy Ruxpin!
The best, and by the best I mean the worst, was the 7 month along pregnant chick in the skin tight body suit.
Just had the best idea EVER: start a mead brewing/dispensery business! WE CAN BREW IT IN MY GIANT CLOSET, AND NEVER BE SOBER AGAIN.
I'm gonna give the beer pong table a viking pyre funeral at the bon fire.
Dude at one point I lost you only to find you sitting in the bushes eating pizza.
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Not saying I'm a lesbian. Just saying that every time she walks by I wanna scissor her
I ate 1200 calories worth of chocolate covered marshmallows and googled why it is okay to be single forever
I'm trying to drink up the confidence to run in public.
i need to get drunk because i'm an angry sober
I can tell that I'm high when listening to celine dion becomes such a life changing experience
The kid with the ed hardy shirt put a bunch of random shit in the washer and turned it on. example: a hanger, the movie Chocolate with Johnny Depp, and your mom's cat
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