Whats up?
Drunk as a mother trucker with panties on her thumbnail..laying thee down
Stay up. I'm coming home in a little
Ill try..hurry!!!! Thine hour awaits you
I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
i barely touched his dick and all of a sudden he yells, "BONER!"
you opened the fridge, pissed on the food, fell over, then threw up on yourself. thats whats all over the kitchen.
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I just need you there to slap my dick when im flirting with her
Who's got a bloodstream full of margaritas by 2pm? Not you, that's for sure, because you've got one of those "real" jobs.
I woke up and blew hamburger out my nose. That kinda night.
Then he told me he was proud of me for remembering that i blew him that night.. Maybe my drinking is getting out of hand.
Well I disagree, 3 different men in my bed over my birthday was the perfect way to say goodbye to my childhood innocence
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Whenever there is a ShotSki involved, I have no excuse but to drink, right? It's like a rule.
After i black out, be a good friend and point me to the direction of a girl with daddy issues, any girl would do just fine
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
hoooly shit dude in taco costume challenged alpha douche to a fight. he's got catch phrases. come. now.
You get home okay?
I'm pantless and in bed
That doesn't mean you're at home.
I shall relish in being the most basic of bitches
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