Coffee is gods way of saying go ahead, get absolutly trashed on weeknights, I got your back
I wasn't on board with that statement until "home made dinosaurs"
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two
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i made potato chips in weed oil. what did you do today?
it's 10:36pm. Do you know where your penis should be?
For the amount of money I just spent on my dogs toe, I could have fucked the entire B squad at a low end strip club.
Witnessing a crazy lady on the bus screaming about how romney is one of the four horsemen of the apocalypse.
its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid
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You know I love you more than life itself, but love has its limits. And so help me god, if you bail on me, I will fucking watch the last Game of Thrones episode without you.
I mean, you have to swipe right on someone you had sex with last week though, right?
good news: i got laid. bad news: by your boyfriend
My mom just asked if I've gotten any girls pregnant how is your day going
Then his buddy called and said "my car broke down, I need a ride. If I'm not home by midnight they'll extend my house arrest." And I knew it was time to leave.
I assure you, it was not a Porn Hub Bee Movie parody.
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