You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
KATE. I JUST NOTICED THAT LOWERCASE D'S LOOK LIKE SLIPPERS.
The state of Wisconsin is just irresponsible for letting me buy this many fireworks
this will be a night to untag.
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
They high fived over us while we gave them synchronized blowjobs. In the same bed. Under the same blanket.
His daughter is our waitress. I left her a ten dollar 'I'm sorry I'm a whore and fucked your dad' tip...
It's called "lets see how many European capitals we can do the walk of shame through in one year"
I gave up on alcohol forever for like 2 hours, that's got to be a new record
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
Long story short I'm making an I'm sorry card for a girl I dont remember having sex with
Woke up with an e-cig stuck in my asshole. Explain.
Just had to double check that I had pants on. THAT kind of weekend.
The man built me a fort. Of course he got laid.
I just realized that this is the first time I've ever seen your mom without sucking your cock.
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