OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
Come on... In this relationship-economy, you gotta have "awesome blowjobs" on your resume.
I need to stop having one night stands with guys in my building so I can have someone to borrow milk from without it being awkward
As we're eating sushi she goes I just want to get a disease so my mom can take care of me... Great first date
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Side note: the physics of a guy my size and age getting laid in the backseat of a Toyota Camry are absolutely staggering
I'm going to be drunk and braless all weekend. Let the festivities begin!
So the next time I call you and say I'm going to my first strip club because it's christmas eve eve, and have work the next morning, I'd appreciate you stopping me
He didn't call me beautiful but he came in less than five minutes so same thing, right?
He went to cum on my stomach and somehow it got behind my ear. He's like a fucking jizz Houdini.
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UPDATE: THERE IS ASS EATING. I REPEAT: THERE IS ASS EATING.
I accidentally gave my prayer card to the bouncer. Clearly a cry for help #saveme
The single life is the freaking dream dude. I'm sitting here naked, eating chocolate mousse, and watching Gilmore girls. It's wonderful
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
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