haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
I didn't wanna be that girl that took a shit in the ocean..
youre just mad i got the high score on the breathalyzer
Without me, you would never be able to say you partied with a midget!
I wanna take him on a special date, something that says I banged your brother but since he moved I want you
We just started the day with vitamin bombs. Daily vitamin + whatever's left in your glass from last night = feel like a champion
I just can't deal with that sentence
Do you think Brian would let me smoke while we fuck? I'm not sure ill survive exams without a constant nicotine intake
What would you say is the recommended tip for a hotel maid who has to clean up vomit on just about every surface of a hotel bathroom?
How would your parents feel if we installed a sex swing?
Yess he was literally so drunk that like at one point I'm pretty sure he thought it was hard and in when neither were true :/ haha
So I woke and tried to get up. Then I realised my foot was stuck in the pocket of the pool table.
Just got an email from match.com trying to match me with My ex..I nearly pissed myself laughing
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
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