Our Neighbors are trying to steal our ducks!
he whispered in my ear that he would be upstairs and i should come up. i stayed downstairs. he came back down and repeated to whisper in my ear. this happened about 5 times until he passed out.
come home now. i got a twizzler tangled in my hair again
like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
My passouts and memory loss are great training for when I have alzheimers. You'll know where to look when I get lost.
our conversations pretty much only consist of the phrase 'fuck you'. and the sex is fantastic. we've got a great thing going here.
I just let my hand run under cold water for five minutes. I couldn't stop staring at it and the only things I could think about were how amazing it felt, how cool water was, and what a wonderful world it is that we live in. Reasons why I don't smoke...
And then we made magical love in his room under a blacklight as his roommate and girlfriend argued violently in the living room
Cocaine can totally be concealed as MAC finishing powder. Drug dealer creds just went up 120 percent
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
Side note. I love it when I think I've sobered up and then I get a second wind of drunk
it's pretty awkward texting you how much I want to suck your cock when I have my mom on speakerphone.
On my way
No gifts needed, but if you have fireworks or weed that'd be good.
I mean I could but due to my age and being a mother and all I feel it's poor judgment to give fellatio in a public establishment.
Damn, I just did coke with a dude in a bathroom and after he took his dick out right in front of me and took a piss. What a power move.
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