my periods are so regular now that they are sync-ed with my subscriptions of vogue.
we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
She better not be too drunk to operate a blowtorch
I just made Jack Daniels snow cones.
He just showed up to brunch with one shoe and only the battery from his phone.
Apparently I was the fucked up drunk guy greeting people at the hotel in the lobby last night.
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
Whiskey??
It will be at least another 6 weeks before I say yes again. I'm bruised. I stole sex cards and a really nice pocket knife. I acquired a vial of my own blood. Talk about a yard sale...
Can rosie odonnell just not be a lesbian? Shes stressing me out, knowing we bat for the same team.
What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?
I need a drink. No, several. I need several drinks. Drunk, I need to be drunk. Definitely need to be drunk
the last thing I remember is taking a pull of ever clear and chasing it with vodka
Its 6:30pm and dad just drunk called me asking me what the alarm code at home is..... I'm at home, and dad isn't here.....
I just remembered that I totally burped into someones mouth when we were making out. I was really smooth about it so he didn't notice.
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
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