He came through my line today and bought designer impostor perfume, just for men gel, and astroglide. I almost DIED.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how hot is the girl you're about to fuck?
Strong 6
That's an oxymoron.
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
Can you call him, he said something about going to the balcony to pee and now hes texting me saying hes lost
She's the perfect storm when it comes to psycho stalkers
He's almost as awesome as vicodin.
Can i tell him you said that? Cuz i know that means a lot coming from you
Currently bleeding through my leggings. Not good. Not good at all.
Hospital.
I am invincible.
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
gorilla chasing a banana on crotch rockets. Halloween is getting way too real
It was like the devil him self busted his red hot satanic nuts all over my face and burned my eyes out of my innocent sockets.
They used the ice bucket from their room to drink beer from and called it the "Holy Grail"
I was so gone I thought the cops banging on my door were kids from the party trying to get into my room... needless to say, I started moaning louder so they would take the hint.
He wanted to watch a Charlie Brown thanksgiving. But I was like, fuck that, I'm a grown up. So we watched jumanji and I sucked his dick.
I think I'm actually too depressed to do drugs, wow.
leads to pukin, then cryin, then 24hr masturbatin binge, then cryin again and finally a combination of all 3
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