its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
I think the best way to start out any day is to watch 80's music videos. It's like visual wheaties.
you made pancakes with beer, you said they were good. then you threw up 15 minutes later
I'm so horny
I have no idea who this is, but I'm up for a lecture on self-respect
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nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
I was at a bus stop, eating a load of bread. Fairly sure I'm the poster child for poor students.
Yes. We drank 3/4 of a handle of vodka, fried and ate a 3lb package of bacon, I tackled the neighbors snowman, made snow angels in our underwear, and then fucked all night. Christmas success.
I thought my life was going to shit but then I read about Amanda Bynes and I realize it's not so bad
my talents include tricking people into giving me money and free drugs
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Question #1: Why am I on my living room floor? Question #2: Where did the bloody footprints come from? Question #3: Why are there two McChickens next to the wine bottle?
WAKE THE EFF UP THE UBER DRIVER IS TRYING TO TAKE ME HOME
I'll like his pictures on Instagram every once and a while so that when he sees my name he is reminded of the best blow job he's ever gotten.
I want to buy weed from this guy on Tinder but I'm not sure I should trust him...but it's free delivery
Don't forget to bring $1s for the strippers. Make it rain!!!!
Thanks, mom, will do
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
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