Also thongs make me have to fart a lot.
We just had the worst moment of our late twenties.... We just realized we are too old for the real world
her last google searches are 'cheap african safari' and 'what does lion taste like'
haha I love it when I find out that girls who were mean to me in middle school are now some random dude's baby mama. thanks, facebook.
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I either just got cockblocked or saved from a lengthy court case so I'm kinda conflicted about how my night went.
OMG HIS EYES ARE POOLS OF SEX. HOT SEX.
You came over, called every girl Comrade Heather, and then declared that you were an Eagle, and we were your young.
So all in all, a good night.
No it was good. I serenaded the holding cell occupants with a fabulous rendition of Making Love out of Nothing at all. It was fucking amazing!
There's a lady lying down on the sidewalk in front of our building smoking a cig
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I want to get "Patrick Kane" wasted tonight
I am one hundred percent down for that
im half tempted just to scoot up to him and whisper "I'm not wearing underwear" but idk if thats a heartfelt apology
I burned myself with a joint twice in one sitting I have to say that's a new record for the least number of times I have hurt myself while smoking.
I swear every time I see him he's either dancing or trying to touch people
I can't open my mouth wide enough to make full use of this snapchate update
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
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