Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
There are the 2 BIGGEST tools by me-- at our table. I hate them. But they're not ugly and I may make out with them later. And hate myself. Definitely hate myself.
All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
America approved of our night. A bald eagle flew over us at 7am
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What's the rule on cocaine before dinner?
Its 11 o'clock somewhere
Drunk me needs to be reminded of my sexual preferences.
at least it wasnt animals
She said we could only have sex if she got to keep her fake moustache on during
It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
trust me. coming from a bonafide dirtbag, this dude is up to shady shit
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I found out his moms name, maiden name, profession, and office location, his dads name and profession, his home phone, picture of their house, all of his work profiles, and the cost of their house. All I'm trying to do is find his damn twitter
The next time we go out, we're bringing a jar so that people can contribute to the rest of what I need to come up with for my breast implants... We'll show them yours for inspiration and persuasion.
There was a clear and well defined point last night where I could've decided to go home but no now I've woken up with glitter all over my nuts and potentially an std or 2
MY HISTORY TEACHER IS FUCKING MY MOTHER. I am downstairs and i can hear the squeak of the bedsprings please I swear to god pick me up THIS INSTANT.
He fucked me for my Netflix login, I fucked him for his HBO login, and actually I think that's beautiful
As you were leaving you yelled at the owners that the stairs weren't suitable for "intoxacapated" people and promptly fell down them.
So I WAS right.
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