oh my god, i just wanna eat cake off your dick
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
I'm functioning at the level of a challenged walrus.
By the way if you come home and I'm not wearing pants, just go with it. I didn't have the energy to go searching for some.
Someone shat in our tub last night. I'm not pointing fingers but you priors make you a prime suspect.
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
Woke up this morning with an extra $35 and someone else's ATM receipt. How much did I drink last night?
She mentions her boyfriend one more time, I'm taking her home and breaking that shit up.
Stripping out of my teacher clothes to Talk Dirty to Me. Who let me become a teacher?
Went out with the family last night and some 40 yr old lady wanted to take me home. My mom was not happy with me
I didn't know I was invited to an orgy.
He literally knows my vagina better then I do.
How much weed should I buy my mom for her birthday?
You were so drunk Last night you asked for your glasses so you could read the directions on a band aid
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