He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
Aparently his snake got loose in the middle of the night. Not a sex joke, he has a fucking snake
Do you remember giving me altiods and wishing me good luck on the walk home?
I'm a little nervous about this St. Patty's Day party. Seriously, we're still finding stuff from the Halloween party.
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Its gonna be a symphony of fucks
He texted back and said he would hook up if he didn't have a test at 8am. It's really hard to be annoyed by how good of a student he is.
Yeah that sucks. That's why I stick to deadbeat sports management majors.
Is it weird to say that Kobe reminds me of a wise brontosaurus?
The wizard has you scheduled for a 6am sex breakfast
I'm so there
I saw that you sent me a photo and the first thing out of my mouth was "I swear if it's another photo of a dick poking out of a bubble bath"
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Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
Omg you can't vacuum salsa that's just ridiculous
I love when groups of boys part so I can walk through. It's like a red sea of penises, and I am their Moses.
Haha I wasn't coming anyway. I'm watching Snow White and don't want to put pants back on. Those are completely unrelated. Have a good night.
I got copblocked.
What?
Cockblocked. By a cop. Copblocked.
What?? I could've slept with an ordained minister!
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