I dont remember anything after Tequila & Apple Juice. May have disovered the recipe for mental bleach.
what part of covering your puke with shaving cream seemed like a good idea?
You kicked in the door when she was blowing him. You dont remember do you?
If you didn't damage your room so much from fucking so hard we would have got more of our security deposit back
I resent that
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Looks like a significant portion of my drinking money just became legal fees.
don't pay it forward
I eont pay shit forward. told a stranger to call an abulance and peaced
When this bachelor party is over and your life is in ruins, you have my permission to die.
Well, when you bump into your parents at a swingers meetup, it's time to change cities
A big toe in my vag is not foreplay.
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I sliced my fucking arm open last night after margarita madness and had to drive myself to the ER. Got six stitches and a social worker came in and asked if I was abused due to my sex bruises. I literally had to tell her "don't worry, I like it rough"
you bet i'm gonna rock his four-foot-two world.
Knew i was going to puke. So i grabed a bowl out of the kitcken in the dark before bed...Ended up puking into a spaghetti strainer...
I DIDN'T WATCH THE PILLSBURY DOUGH BOY PORN!!!!
Guess who's now on the no-fly list? If you guessed me, you'd be right.
How'd things go with that guy last night?
He threw up in the consol in my car then started crying about his ex girlfriend.
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