Yeah, I have to wait a few months then take a sample in, I asked the doctor if the sample could be wiped off my wife's back...i told her he said face only.
making an appointment with student health services to check out my pinkeye on 4/20. they are going to thing this is such a joke
I justified spending $400 stocking my bar to my sister by saying it was an investment
Personally I think it's a tremendous investment
This kind of poor decision making requires a real cup, not a mason jar.
i know this sounds kinda weird but his cock smelled like fabric softener. it was so refreshing.
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
we're meeting twins and drinking tequila. i love life
That's how I like my men: traumatized and crying in a ball
I had one glass of wine then passed out for 4 hours. It's like I'm having a quarter-life crisis.
I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
I'm 2 seconds away from smashing the bottle and drinking it off the counter with a straw.
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
just so it's not awkward when you get here, you and my dog have the same name.
Hahaha nice
Fuck the library it's too quiet and makes me uneasy. I feel like I'm so isolated I should take off my pants or something
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