He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
its like my vagina has this homing beacon out to all the guys saying "come find me, i havent been shaved in weeks"
Just found custom condoms. Guess I'm not getting any work done today.
Just witnessed a circumcision at clinical. i suddenly feel a sense of reconciliation over every guy who's done me dirty...
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Dammit. I drunkenly drank all my milk at 6 AM in a misguided stupor to prevent my roommates from stealing my milk.
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
he has the hands of the vagina gods.
nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
What's the politically correct way of saying you've made someone your bitch?
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I ended up at these random girls' house they are smoking weed out of a gun
After being his wingman last night, I've decided I will never talk about becoming a lesbian ever again. Picking up chicks is way too hard.
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
he walked up looked at my boobs then looked at my eyes then looked at my boobs again smiled and said "can I get you and the girls a shot "
You told him about your cats? I told his friend to put his dick in my mouth, and you talked about cats!?
There is a guy down by the river wearing a zebra print speedo and a sombrero, with a beer in each hand, screaming "This is America bitches!"
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