That's the secret to virgins: blizzards.
before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
You're the only person with a favorite bar in Disneyworld
I'm sitting by the window waiting for the sun to go down so that I can start drinking.
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This hotel is not contributing to my sobriety, they have 4 kinds of free wine and beer.
im not sure. I kicked him in the ear last night trying to kick a plastic cup off his head to prove I can kick higher than anyone.
My absolute favorite part of last night was after I puked in the ally, we rounded the corner and you screamed, "she's ok!" and everyone cheered
Woke up Christmas Eve morning with my face smelling like ballsack.. No regrets.
It took all the strength I had tto sit at my desk and not tear off my business attire and run screaming from adulthood and flourescent lights.
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THIS TIME TOMORROW MY VAG IS GONNA BE BRAND SPANKING NEW.
My class coordinator for bio told us that the only thing we should do the night before an exam is to get laid. And then party down after the exam. I like him.
I'm jealous that you can use my boobs as pillows & I can't.
ok so i got home drunk and was cleaning my kitchen and i was shaking out the throw rug and dropped it out the window, i'm sorry
You are cordially invited to the annual finals week stress relief drinking binge at our manor this evening
So I woke up this morning to find my laptop open, with a google search for "where to buy marble", and a hungover naked northern girl in my bed who told me that I claimed to be a sculptor last night and that I promised to sculpt a bust of her hands...
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