Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
A good Q tip ear swabbing is better than bad sex.
I was literally just a half conscious dildo.
You found me in the back room alone eating someone else's whole birthday cake with my hands then asked me if you could join.
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We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
After being his wingman last night, I've decided I will never talk about becoming a lesbian ever again. Picking up chicks is way too hard.
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
Security has videotape of her blowing the boss against his car. Don't they know he entire parking lot is under video surveillance?
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
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Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
I just bought a 1/4 oz of pot from a coworker who's old enough to be my grandfather...I'm never leaving Portland.
Vasectomy results are in. No swimmers in the water. REPEAT. No swimmers in the water. Come help me harness my new found super-power
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
He licked me while I ate pretzels and chips. I was really living my best life.
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