She pulled a cheeseburger out of her purse. I have missed her so much.
I woke up to a paper award certificate for best blow job and he was gone. You're welcome mystey man.
I brought up my Bobbly Flay drinking game in the interview. Of course I got the job.
3 girls crying in the bathroom at the bar. Its like a Christmas song
Look dude I'm sorry I used your bong to snorkel in my bathtub last night
I made him sleep with a condom on and i passed out on the carpet with only a bra on.
yeah, we figured out that passing a joint between cars was a pretty bad idea
What are you talking about?! I shot gunned a monster while simaltaneously blowing gym boy Todd. If I'm not the poster child for being well rounded and versatile I have no idea what NYU is looking for
My Saturday dick is so much more impressive than my Tuesday dick.
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
It's either gonna be a cock in my mouth or a burger. You decide which.
Do drug dealers work on Memorial Day?
Sent him a snap chat of him eating me out so he can relive the moment.
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
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