once he started yelling at me in latin, i wasn't sure what we were fighting about anymore...
The preggo girl brought her pet chipmunk to class today. fyi.
You were on shrooms and "the trees are crazy green!" is all you could manage.
No. Mother. Fucking. Jello shots. Just no. I'm not falling into that trap again.
He only likes me when I'm naked and I don't like being around him clothed. It's the perfect relationship.
Now I have the walk of shame to give the receptionist the bathroom key back, I've had it for 20 minutes. I should just smile and wink. She knows what went down.
I think I maybe realized he was too old for me when I went into his bathroom and he had anti aging face cream.
I'm officially no longer allowed to make any of my own decisions regarding alcohol, men, or the combination of both. Thats up to you now. Do me proud.
I DID NOT GO INTO HOURS OF STRENUOUS LABOR FOR YOU TO LOOK LIKE A DOMINATRIX BARMAID ON A WEEKDAY. AT LEAST SAVE IT FOR THE WEEKEND GDI.
I'm so glad I can be everyone's guide to the world of fucked up kinks
My hookup from last weekend apparently got arrested today... his roommate just tagged me on facebook asking for bail money.
I woke up in the bathtub with money shoved down my pants. I must've done something right.
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
Almost gave myself a concussion stealing a stuffed unicorn hanging on a street sign but hey I got home safe
Grandma had me open the boxes that were delivered today. She got a sex swing, I've settled on "You go girl" as my official reaction.
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