Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
i'm just sitting here watching hocus pocus, eating takeout, and taking self esteem quizzes online while everyone is out partying. you tell me how my night is.
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Ohhhh sweet! I may be down for that. I'll be a german beer girl probably passed out on a park bench somewhere.
let's see, i ended up walking for an hour towards a macdonalds that didnt exist, sprinted full tilt into a powerline, and left a 30 dollar tip to a waitress at dennys we made friends with. I REGRET NOTHING
Laying in bed nude eating a Big Mac with a cat. It's gonna be a good year.
Literally this kid just told me he's not planning to live past 30. Then he hit himself with a frying pan.
Dude. Photoshop a Santa hat on your mug shot and send it as your Christmas cards.
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You know what id love more than anything right now? ..a back rub while eating biscuits and gravy
I think I'm at a stage of my life where I subconsciously purposefully fuck everything up just to see if I can find a way out of it.
I wish our county sheriff had a comment section for their mugshots.
I'm at my friends house alone, she's at spin class so I'm wearing her engagement ring and eating buffalo wings. It's 9:30am. Happy Valentine's Day.
Observations from Vegas: #1. Strippers pasties pose a choking hazard. #2. Best. Heimlich. Ever.
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
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