Haha so apparently that girl last thought I was you the whole time, and in the morning realized you weren't the one she fucked. Thanks for your help.
You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
Well i then put my mattress in my closet and am currently on it. This is a new one.
he paid for dinner at the eiffel tower. drinks at a bar on the champs elysees. gave me a motorcycle ride back to his house, got us heineken and then took me to park overlooking paris. where he ate me out on a park bench. still have doubts about the french?
Some girl at the bar was showing us her chipped tooth as a pick up line.
They fucked on my pong table last St. Patty's and broke it. I feel like I should be hiding my new one. Would hate for a tradition to form.
Shouldn't have fucked on the top bunk, I bounced so high my hair got caught in the ceiling fan and almost broke my neck.
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
It's 1am and I'm on LSD and I have diarrhea in a Dunkin Donuts. Help me
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
AND I NEED A VIKING FUNERAL OR MY GHOST ASS WILL SAUNTER ON OVER AND CASTRATE HIM FOR TECHNICALLY MURDERING ME
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
I told my mom Jesus would want me to snort drugs on his birthday
the police dropped me off. that's how my night went.
Wearing panties to a party gives you a whole new perspective on life.
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