My wife says its no good to have oral sex during pregnancy. So i guess pregnancy is like regular life.
I have your camera. You have 35 naked pictures of me. you're welcome.
I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
1. my parents still have sex. 2. being a screamer runs in the family. 3. so much so that i can tell what number of orgasms she's on. 4.so looks like i'm stuck outside a while
Maybe you shouldn't go to cosmic bowling, i don't know if cum glows and I don't wanna find out i'm sure his parents don't either.
Things I have learned since the start of my first college spring break: do not fart in an enclosed space (such as a shower stall) when hungover. You will throw up. More lessons to follow as week continues.
You kept trying to use my cat as a napkin.
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
hooked up with someone last night while wearing walrus pajama pants. clearly I'm accomplishing big things in life
At leat we can cross off 'having sex in a classroom' on our bucket list.
Dude, my vagina feels like new again! I love antibiotics. How's your day?
I am luring the porn star to my house with chicken!
Then you guys just all showered together...?
Last time i cooked this high i tried to makw bacon amd then burned myselfbon the grill, only to realize 25min latwr when the bacon wouldnt cook that the grill wasn't on. I IMAGINED the burn.
After everything I’ve done… had sex with people off tinder, gone to clubs and bars, gone to hockey games…. I get Covid at GRANDMAS HOUSE
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