Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
Tell your sister I'm no fool. Or at least romanticize the notion of the fool.
dude, the building's fire alarm was going off for over an hour last night and you didn't move
that's ok, when I'm passed out drunk I'm impervious to flame
I'm scared. I feel like she's my mom and she just walked in on me having sex. Like she's "disappointed"
fuck that im pissed. when I come back im ripping forskin off.
we did it on the golf course and he threw the condom in the pond. some poor fish is gonna choke on it
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
I have to keep checking she's breathing. This is why we don't drink on Sundays
I just broke a sweat shaving my own vagina. Something has got to change.
You called my nipples compassionate. What does that even mean?
btw I told him that the only way he was gonna get to eat you out was if he smothered your vag with grits..
I want to share a beverage of the alcoholic category with you, but I'm conflicted about getting out from under my covers.
I hate college football. It's really fucking with our phone sex schedule.
You smell like a steam boat captain.
Whatever your on right now, I want.
So, 'head before the store' turned into a fuck fest, & that's how I ended up at the grocery store smelling like a cum farm on Black Friday. How's your weekend?
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