I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
It's really awkward/depressing when you are wearing heels larger than his dick
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
No our divorce decree will not have a blow job clause. Unless my alimony is greatly increased your bj's have been reduced to fantasy status.....
I drank half a bottle of wine while watching the Olympics opening ceremonies. I catcalled at handsome athletes. Stop me.
I made people serenade her before talking to her and went on a condom run. If I'm going to be in the friend zone, I'm going to be its fucking king.
Have you ever just like not slept in so long that everything looks like a lava lamp?
Holy Hangover.. I'm marrying whoever put this water by my bed
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
the worst part about living alone is not having other peoples snacks to mooch off of when you havent gone grocery shopping in three weeks. i'm so pms-y i'm about to eat a soy sauce packet
I came so hard my ears popped.
Lol, maybe a little bit. I don't know. I don't keep a super keen memory log of dicks honestly.
She's nice. But even when I am with her I am thinking of her mom, literally the hottest woman on earth.
Last night I realized my life is an experiment of really bad decisions when I had to leave without my underwear. But at least I'm expanding my life experience.
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