last night I thought his shirt said yale... but this morning it definitely says old navy.
Yeah, we spent most of the evening making fun of the drunk girl until we realized it was you.
I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
I don't think he wanted to hear that my most serious relationship was my 1 1/2 year fuck buddy... I think he figured out that's where he's heading
She was really fucking loud. My neighbors definetly knew my name...
He said he was trying to live vicariously through me. I didn't have the heart to tell him that meant he was vicariously fucking his best friend.
i told you that I felt like my feet were melting into the ground and you starting blowing on them to put out the "invisible fire". thanks friend.
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
She yelled "taste the gay rainbow" in a biker bar. She's either brave or fuckin stupid.
My friends son got stung by a jellyfish over the weekend and we seriously stood there debating on whether or not we should pee on this toddler.
What procrastination leads to: I have submitted a third of my job applications this week with a BAC that would get me arrested
Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
You're the best thing in my life, followed closely by cannabis and trashy romance novels
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