i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
And if not, hey- I've never had a restraining order before, so that will be cool
It could be our claim to fame
Done. I'll pack a cooler.
he had his head down and said he was listening for the buffalo, he had to still be drunk.
ive realized i need to start an "avoid moving in with my parents after graduation" fund
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It's just a matter of time. The ball is in my court. Soon to be in her mouth.
dude, my ass and shoulder hurt from that kayak last night... note to self: wood planks holding kayak from ceiling do not also hold up a human being
Apparently while trying to get up from vomiting in the toilet I grabbed the seat cover for leverage and smashed my own head between it and the bowl. I don't remember this.
Accidentally hit on the same girl twice at the bar, she give me her number both times though so I think its cool.
Ya. I wonder how much being a beard for a major league baseball player pays. This could be a lucrative arrangement...
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whoa! who said he's my boyfriend?
Oops. Sorry. That guy you keep accidentally running into in public. And at home. And with your vagina.
Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
NEW HOUSE RULE! If you make it in a chicks cleavage it's 3 cups and bra off.
BP at your house from now on.
Never remove your contact lenses after eating an entire bag of spicy doritos.
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
It was ok until his mom walked in and asked if he turned on the crock-pot...
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