If i come over, it means nothing
so i woke up this morning thinking _____ was in bed with me. . .but it was only a half eaten sonic burger
your ex dropped by. you can call me dwight howard, cuz im the king of rebounds
A 14 year old with a teardrop tattoo just tried to sell me weed. I'm in the wrong fucking neighborhood.
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is it sad that i can describe this night as "the night that i was sober" and we all know which night it was. like literally one night of sobriety.
My roommate is trying to suck beer out of the rug.
Just hit a cone using a lit sparkler. Tastes like I might die but it was magical.
he broke off your car antennae to use as a walking stick before he smoked because he claimed to lack the facial strength needed to open his eyes when he's high
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
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HE IS COURTING ME WITH CHINESE FOOD AND IT IS WORKING.
dont know how to tell my grandparents I woke up in a frat house in the wrong town and that's why I can't see them today
We have hung out 5 times and only had sex 3 of those times. I'd call that friendship
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
There is a cooked ham in the washing machine.
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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