she just waddled down the stairs behind me and puked and kind of reached for me but i sped up. does that make me a bad person?
I'm buying a pregnancy test with my lunch money. Classy.
Wait, we're on the hunt for addys and explosives. They're both in this house somewhere.
Life's too short to consider the larger psychological underpinnings of my lust.
Just threw up on my desk at work. They are making me go home.
We had break up sex twice. He said one was cause he had to say goodbye to both tits.
I really am. The stoner chick wants to get a python.
We'll wreck the fuck out of my furniture. How often does one really get the chance to fuck through a table with no negative consequences?
It'll just be like "PENIS HERE". In case you get lost.
We need to talk about the sailor moon porn. Do what you want in your room, but I don't want to come home to you cranking it on the couch to that.
Pretty sure the guy I hooked up with Saturday gave me a buy one get one free coupon for chipotle. Who said nice guys don't exist?
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
We stopped mid-sex and both shotgunned a beer then got back to it. Is this what love feels like?
Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
Hypothetically - think of it as Schrodinger's blow-job.
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