those are the first brownies ive had since i was 13 that didnt have weed in them.
High enough to fry lime slices.....tasted like shit, by the way
And then I interrupted the father of the groom, to ask if she was "ballet or pole" in the middle of his story about his niece, the dancer.
I started making breakfast to subdue the hangover and last of the shrooms and only got as far as eating a half frozen pierogi out of a dixie cup.
shes still here... layin in my bed watching a beyonce concert on tv drinking leftover franzia straight outta the bag and crying
I feel like his penis would have a weird haircut because he does.
I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
I FOUND THE NORMAL CONDOMS. THIS IS GOD TELLING ME TO CHASE AFTER MY DREAM.
Just sharpening my eyeliner with a butterfly knife. You know. Typical weekday morning.
GLITTER SLIP N SLIDE MUTHAFUCKAH~
I just try to date guys based on what I need like I am trying to find an electrician now
You gays are geniuses
He wore socks while I was giving him head. I couldn't even focus on his penis because of the socks.
No just a list of 20 of my favorite things
Where are penises on the list
Where am I on the list
Under penises
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
Woke up this morning with a plate of ravioli in my bed. Who says being single can't be fun?
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