Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
There are only two things that should be in vaginas... penises and vegetables
TRUE LIFE: my roommate is growing a bush.
better yet, TRUE LIFE: my roommates boyfriend begged her to grow a bush.
I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
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They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
If I wanted to fuck someone, I'd go for John. I'm meeting Bryan cuz I wanna get to know him better. And eventually fuck him. But not this Tuesday.
Not sure. We'll pass out on that bridge when we stumble to it.
And then you proceeded to sneak behind thee bar and hold up an empty bottle of vodka and scream LOOK WHO THE BARTENDER IS NOW BITCH!
There are two things I love in this world. Dick and cats. Why can't I just have dick and cats forever
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
My roommate has gone Christmas crazy. It looks like Jack Frost came all over my living room. Wanna come fuck me in the fake snow by the fireplace?
I have this rep as a wingman for a reason. I'm like a poon caddy. "You might want to use a 9 iron on this hole. "
You know your night is done when the police confiscate your bra at high school basketball game
I'm not gonna ask the guy I've fucked like 3 times if he is insecure about his eyebrows.
Everytime I give him head I make him rub my back. Teamwork at it's finest.
We just had a contest for who has less of a gag reflex...I am sad to admit that my mother won.
Randomize