I thought she would fill the void you created. Turns out she thought I just wanted to fill hers.
No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
There is a girl getting fingered on my left, a middle aged drink man smoking a bong and two girls flashing the cameras in front of me. I'm in the middle trying to maintain my innocence.
He just made a mudslide using rubinoff and swiss miss packets. This can't end well....
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First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
these girls were driving down the road screaming "SHOT!!" out the windows and pelting potatoes at passerby.
i got hit in the ear.
Are we still banned from the library?
My drunken abilities have only improved since college....I can navigate the streets of chicago like no ones business, do push-ups to hail a taxi and instantly become an mma fighter after 3 shots of hennessy
The plan was to get laid... Now the plan is to survive.
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Being drunk is way better. Seriously, I just licked your brother to make sure my spit was actually real.
She slapped me in the face with a McDouble. Just threw it right at my face while I was driving... That is why we can't bring her out in public.
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
guy at the bar just asked how many cows we have on our land, then proceeds to ask me out. you know your from the country when....
I FUCKED WHEELCHAIR DUDE
HE'S INTO WEIRD SHIT
GOOD KIND OF WEIRD SHIT
So if your sore it's because you tried to tackle a tree last night. When I told you at the party, you said "What do you expect, I'm an athlete!"
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