You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
If I were a boy, I'd name my penis Reptar.
I think I'd remember a dick in my mouth
i just got offered coke by a strung out pilot. my night just got a lot more interesting.
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
There are walks of shame and then there are walks of what the hell is wrong with you.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
I'm not leaving bed today. And i guess my drunken ass last night hit my roommate in the face with a tiki torch then proceeded to cry while carrying around a picture of he who must not being name. I'm a piece of work.
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
Pretty sure I recall hugging our waiter from the bar last night. That also means we are NEVER going there again
Ok. I'll enjoy the quiet (translation: I might be naked, call ahead if you come home tonight)
She's passed out laying in the middle of the street. Cars are honking at her and going around her body. We need to stop playing BONECRUSHER.
You would only karaoke to Spanish songs, but sang with the accent of the french candle stick in beauty and the beast.
Before he left he told me if his girlfriend ever finds out, she'll take us both to an alley and kill us.
You were crying hysterically
So that's why my heels were in the oven...
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