Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
All i learned in high school was how to sell drugs
sounds like you fell off the wagon.
fuck falling off. at this point, the wagon is a dot on the horizon.
Never get a handjob from a girl who gives deep tissue massages.
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Last awkward moment of 2011: your ex gf grinding on me in front of her husband.
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
You went through my pantry and left one of everything in the box. One cracker. One cheesit. One piece of cereal. I really fucking hate you.
I just want to trick people into going on dates with me so they can bring back to their houses and let me use their wifi.
Dont even get me started. you fell asleep in my kitchen after being cockblocked when you tried to use my roommates bedroom.
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His dick was so bent it was like fucking captain hook's hand for 2 hours
I'm so excited you texted me but I'm way to high to process it
I am high playing guitar hero naked. Please don't let me die this way
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
Sorry for trying to wake you up by slapping your ass with a fruit 2 go.
You've got the chocolate, drugs and my pants. You hold all the cards...
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