hanging on that rope, lady gaga looks exactly like a used tampon
all i know is that if they can hide that much blood in her outfit, they definitely could have hid a penis
Just spit on a sock to clean a spot on my glass table. Oddest combination of so lazy and motivated ever.
Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
successfully started a charcoal grill with 2 shots of everclear and some aluminum foil. i never wanna leave here
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Staying in I think. Boyfriend has domesticated me. I'm making eggs naked right now. Also really high.
Running my fingers through my hair was like that scene in Patch Adams where the old lady got to swim in a pool of pasta. I love Molly.
WHAT IF I SAT OUTSIDE AND STARTED SCREAMING THE LYRICS TO O CANADA WOULD THAT FIX IT
PLEASE DON'T
Jello shots and homoerotic movie scenes bingo?
So I think I've successful blown my foot off in a way that's going to make you call me an idiot.
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I'm glad I date someone who likes the simple things. Sex, kittens, and McDonald's.
Its okay. I just know how you can text with your hands cuffed behind you back, so I had no idea what "oh shit" meant.
He makes bad life choices and drives a wagon, how is that not my type?
honestly, you deserve someone taller anyways
It's slightly odd going to a booty call during morning rush hour with everyone else going to work.
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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