): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
Did you just see the Batmobile???
I just egged your windshield and it froze on contact. Have fun with that.
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
My little brother got home at 4am too, we drunk ate together. It was a kodak moment.
She called picking up at 2pm a matinee drug deal.
thats it. im teaching my cat how to use a fire alarm
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
im in the library and there's this guy on a computer just staring at a google image of beer. finals week is rough.
BECAUSE THIS IS AMERICA AND DONUTS AND TITTIES AND ALCOHOL IS WHAT THIS COUNTRY WAS FOUNDED ON
Just remembered I said your cat looked delicious last night.
I told him about the time I blacked out and shit myself and he still wanted to have sex with me that night. Feeling pretty optimistic about where this fling is going.
Strip Simon Says: DO IT
I just split a tacobell party box with my boss. 12 tacos. We were equals for a moment.
I had sex while watching Lord of the Rings last night. I think I just reached a new level of nerd.
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