Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
hey you didnt make it to our afterparty what happened?
Ran around with a boom box broke a trampoline float, had a girl lick my ear the usual
the jolly green giant just puched the pope. halloween is the best.
It tastes like I coughed up blood....hello liver damage, I've been expecting you.
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
You said eat breakfast. So i poured Baileys on top of m&m's. It taste just like like cereal I swear.
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
My roomate asked me why she found condoms in the pringles container. I don't know what to tell her
So, seriously. How does it feel to know that you're riding a cock that was in kindergarten when you were going to prom?
that pic of me and the hulking football player sure does come in handy when creepy guys hit on me at the bar.
Lying naked in bed eating carrot cake of off my bare breasts while watching Family Guy. Tonsilitis isn't all bad!
You've never really lived until you tell someone you have an STD over snap chat.
He lit my hand on fire and bought me chicken nuggets. I'm in love.
Access to a Target is paramount to my general happiness and self-worth.
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
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