K, im just throwing this out there, i am not making out with any of his friends... Especially the cross eyed one.
I just saw two girls throwing up in the bathroom. they were high-fiving under the stall...
I opened my browser to a doctor page titled "serious pain under left side of ribcage". Last night must have been healthy.
A freshman just referred to Home Improvement as 'tim the tool man show'. People born after 1990 are not people.
When are you not under some influence?
Since last Tuesday...yesterday.
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
Can we make a pact that if we're 40 and still sluts that aren't married we can get civil unioned the fuck up and raise an asian baby as our own?
Look. If you're going to be my girlfriend you need to be down with me licking BBQ off your face infront of kids.
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
There is a special place in Hell for whichever one of you put Ben Gay on my dildo. It was a very uncomfortable April 1.
HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
The tequila monkeys have a drum solo in my skull right now. I can't imagine Emily feels better.
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
so idk what that means but now because of me he has a police file as breaking into my apartment and sleeping in my hallway under the carpet
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