I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
You owe me 10 bucks. He wasnt in jail. Found him at 530 this morning when the smoke alarm went off. He passed out naked in the middle of cooking bacon. No idea where he was before that.
Is it wrong of me that I wish I could be a midget for a day so I can give head standing up?
The iPad is going to make my porn collection SO much more glossier... thanks steve jobs.
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
So apparently the christmas orgy was a complete disaster
at least if we puke, we will be surrounded by beautiful, non-judgemental trees.
nothing like a cross blunt to celebrate the birth of our savior
You look cute and you are awesome. And that means something coming from a judgmental bitch
Doors open. I'm laying in bed watching caddy shack and drinking a vodka tonic.
And I'm out of vodka so bring vodka or 2013 will blow ass
I'm over my straight phase. They all turned out to be idiots and none of them got me off. I'm going back to hot girls with strap ons.
then this guy just runs in screaming, "cant you see my daughter pissed herself???!!!" and that was the start of my 2016.
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
I just want you to know that i deffinately saw the baby clothes, and didn't freak out and still had sex with him. I'm going to hell.
Plus he probably didn't want to be at home, alone... Jacking off on the big screen without you there to lend a helping hand. I mean, let's be honest. It's not fun if it's not a little weird.
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