He spelled "beautiful" wrong in his text
just next time i won't let coke make me think I'm superman and drink a shit ton.
I remember spending $50 at Ozzie's on Friday...my Visa remembers $120.
there was this guy running across campus barefoot in the pouring rain stepping in all the puddles. i want his life. and i want to be stripper.
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I guess she thought her walk of shame would be more dignified if she stole my dog
Omg! I'm gonna have a heat stroke. I'm going to collect my sweat and drink it for a buzz and hydration purposes
why is my new profile picture on Facebook one of me with a bunch of strangers on an elevator?
Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
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Your friends turned off our power in the basement and when we went to turn it back on I got sprayed in the face with a fire extinguisher. FYI.
These girls just walked into this party as reverse cowgirls... Wearing cowboy clothes all backwards
Worse: texted mom-in-law by mistake that I sharted.
Worser: she offered to clean me up
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
I woke up to the smell of shame and vomit in my hair... went to the bathroom to shower and passed out... woke back up naked with the blow dryer on... thanks for making my birthday a success
Also, in case they didn’t tell you… there is a chicken living in your old room… so I would assume cleaning that is now on them
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