I actually told the people in the movie theatre to give me a cup and I would dip water from the toilet before I paid $4.50 for a bottle of water.
I'm covered in pickle juice. Why do you people leave me alone?
So fucked up. Can't tell if I'm starving or about to puke. Playing it safe and eating froot loops. Tasty in, colorful out.
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
Trying to figure out which chair my head was under last night
Remember that time I got suspended in eighth grade, well it was like that but I was on acid and wearing goggles
Naked chocolate chip pancake making. I just spilled mix all over the place. My boobs are covered in flour. This is not going well.
Duuuude someone spilled hot sauce all over the floor and trailing outside wtf
OH GOD IT'S BLOOD. THIS IS ALOT OF BLOOD.
nm just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life
I can never have sex in Utah again. The altitude had me breathing like a fat kid going up stairs.
I think he fucked my hip out of place.
I fucked her with a giant balloon tied to my dick. You tell ME how my night went
Drunk and bowling. Only good things can come of this
Oh well, he'll live. He has a hand and a penis.
It's magical, I'm just dancing. It's like prom but by myself and with less clothes.
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