you still trying to smash that chick?
it's a losing battle and she kinda sucks. been busy with school so not getting midweek drunk - she's nearly unbearable sober
we just did breakfast shots, I have a black eye and savage garden is on . Best weekend ever
This is one of those situations that make me think to myself "what life decision did I make to get here"
I ended up giving him head, i think it was mostly a defensive move so that he wouldn't discover i was wearing those onesy spanx
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
But i don't feel like talking to him right now. I woke up an hour ago to a picture of his penis and I AM NOT A MORNING PERSON.
I will be your sherpa up the mountain of gayness
I told my dad my stomach hurt and he bet me ten bucks I couldn't throw up on command. He has no idea what I did last night and I got ten bucks.
I told him he could fuck me in his Notre Dame jersey if they won and he never texted back. What is this world coming to
I just masturbated to the thought of him straight up talking to me. to us having a conversation. What the hell.
Can you tell dad to stop liking and sharing porn on FB again?
Are these your boobs on my camera?
Drunk me made cabbage burritos at 1am after going to hustler hollywood.\nI bought socks. Lol
She’s the kind of asshole whose face I want to put on a T-shirt just so I can go outside and burn it.
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