I accidentally had sex with my boyfriend's twin last night...and he didn't stop me.
How was it?
Fantastic, but that's not the point.
What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
I'm at the bass pro shop. They have a river full of trout and turtles, a shooting range, a full bar, and the patriots cheerleaders are here. I now understand why people are rednecks. I may never leave
we usually just have an Easter beer hunt and never end up at church anyways
So I'm looking through your google history on your laptop and you have 'is ketchup even remotely nutritious' and 'alcohol with fewest calories but highest alcohol'. What new fad diet are you on because I feel like we could do this together.
I am in my freshman residence hall trying to convince an Asian man to give me my pants back. Never. Drinking. Again.
I tackled a mailbox like a linebacker. He almost broke his hip and his friend lit a bottle rocket off inside of the car. Yes it was a successful night.
My younger brother just got high fives from all my guy cousins for fucking my best friend. I hate family gatherings.
I'm eating those little wheels of cheese and watching storage wars, this is the opposite of sex.
I just want to fall into a pit of xannies and eat my way out.
Plus my dignity needs a night alone with me.... Oh that's right. I lost it last night
I just woke up hand cuffed to the bar and shirtless, so yeah I think I need you to come get me.
I was trying to type "I just want you naked" and it put "I just want you baked"
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