Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
he whispered in my ear that he would be upstairs and i should come up. i stayed downstairs. he came back down and repeated to whisper in my ear. this happened about 5 times until he passed out.
Why does everyone think all I do is drink? I go to class on wednesdays
and he said i stripped him down, hand cuffed him to his bed post, and tickled his arm pits, and then continued to watch The Hangover.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
Know of anyone who would be interested in trading weed for meatballs?
As i was walking home this morning some old lady was walking her dog and i said hello to her as our paths in life met, then i proceeded to puke in someones front yard and never looked back
Fyi: beer caps are stronger then bathroom counters
I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.
Nothing bonds a father and daughter like washing her puke off the front steps
There is pretty much a target on everyone's lips when I am drunk. EVERYONE
All I remember is sitting on your kitchen floor and playing with a banana like it was a viking ship.
You rolled onto your side and told me 'this is the recovery position'. That was after you were stoned. You've done this way too much.
I've come to realize that I need a break from life when I just tried to use my address numbers as the cook time on the microwave
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
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