i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
meow
WTF. STOP SENDING ME ANIMAL NOISES. ITS FUCKING WEIRD.
there was a guy here who managed to get his head stuck in a fishbowl. no, I don't fuckin know how
hahaha! you have a girlfriend
tell that to the new girl at work who i screwed on the washing machine today...
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you know you go to a catholic school when you are rollin a joint with matthew 14:1-12
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
Is there a word for someone who only has sex with NFL prospects?
You're telling me you've never sent a picture of your cock to a girl and then were all like "Oops, sorry, wrong person! By the way...You like?"
"DO YOU LIKE FLYING KITES" WORKED AS A PICKUP LINE. SUCK IT.
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Just saw a dude take a shot in the parking lot in his car. Too early in the semester for that
He started french braiding my hair while I was blowing him. The question is not why, but how.
Like the fear of satan was put into my heart when I saw him put that sandwich on the WOODEN BENCH
You have the most beautiful penis I've ever seen. I never thought penises were meant to be beautiful, but you proved me wrong
Edible... I FEEL CLOSER TO THE UNIVERSE AND I DEF TRAVELED IN TIME. I THINK I CAN READ MINDS NOW.
I’ve lost count of how many disciplines of science this conversation about Harry Potter has gone through.
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