The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
This is your typical "sorry i got drunk and tried to seduce you into having sex while you were throwing up" text.
I just woke up and realized I puked in my boxers WTF.
You stay classy.
The worst part was I forgot until I tried to put them on.
ive never been actively dumping during the pledge of allegiance before today...
as my niece was drinking milk out of a crown royal glass i realized i dont think i've ever bought a glass that didnt come with a bottle of liquor....
His dad asked what he was doing so he texted his FATHER a picture of me wearing his shirt in his bed.
Someone asked me what I was drinking, I was drinking rum, but I was also eating starbursts so i told them "daiquiris"
fun fact #6 about tuesday nights: giving head with two 40s taped to your hands is not as easy as you would think
i only stock magnum condoms so if the guy i bring home doesn't fit in them he only gets to eat me out. no exceptions.
I couldn't fall back asleep it was too bright so I just took my sports bra off and put it over my eyes
it was like teleporting. everytime i opened my eyes, i was somewhere different... usually the floor.
he woke me up with all the stuff I had at his house in boxes i had to unwrap my own belongings and he said. Happy v-day its time to see ya day! Worst day ever
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
Never let me go online shopping while drunk. I now own 2 baby cribs. I have no children
I don't need romance, I need cheese sticks
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