she sounds like chewbacca in bed
I'm in my winter jacket and nothing else. very drunk. bring bitches.
you were crying while pretty ricky was playing, what did you want me to do
Guy next to me at the plasma center is high and watching porn on his itouch. I am wayy to hung over for this level of poor.
You've eaten a Lean Pocket for every meal for at LEAST 3 days now. Get your life in line.
I've got my laundry in the car, tonights 1 night stand pre-req is an in suite washer and dryer. Let's do this!
I was really disturbed by what initially appeared to be a dismembered head sitting beside you. Then I realized you were laying on her body.
I have no valid justification for peeing in your kitchen, but I don't think it's worth breaking up over.
Idea for the cake. Joints for candles. Do it.
Dude, you passed out sitting straight up AND in mid sentence last night
well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
" my drug dealer just stopped by and did an elmo impression for my 2 year old nephew."
I'm in love. Her name is Jamie. She's beautiful. She punched me in the face.
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
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