doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
my computer doesn't work...
why?
i puked on it last night
Katie is reenacting me jizzing in her eye via emoticons...
Either she got face surgery at midnight, or i need to stop drinking...
the size of his penis is telling me NOOO! but his bank account is telling me YESSS!
The two guys from next door helped him do a backflip. The ended up throwing him halfway through a ceiling tile. Don't worry, we fixed it with duct tape.
Let's enter the circle of trust. Are we there yet? Ok. If I somehow hypothetically slept with Amandas ex husband...on a scale of one to ten...how bad is that?
I hope we all get so wasted that we ride the cows again
do you think they make 'sorry for walking in on you drunkenly jacking of to a picture of me' cards?
Just did coke off of a cross necklace and am headed to the strip club. Happy Easter!
Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
Do you want me to add this to the list of actions I will state at your intervention
I lost a fight last night. By that I mean I head butt the bar and busted my lip open.
The fabulous human disaster: it is him
I ripped ass in on and around her face during a hard 69. I don't think she'll ever call me again.
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