what made you think it was a good idea to trust the girl that hides tequila in her backpack?
There are only two things that should be in vaginas... penises and vegetables
They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers
Without me, you would never be able to say you partied with a midget!
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
Im so tired of dysfunctional exs fucking up my relationships with future dysfunctional exs
I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
despite the cops showing up at 8am, pre gaming groundhog day was my idea yet. and by pre gaming, i of course mean getting black out drunk by 7:30am
PS my house is a mess.
pps I have a rash on my face.
I walked in on him fucking my best friend. I think we've reached the point of following each other on twitter.
Told my brother the truth how I meet her...I grabbed the first thing I could when the cops came. 10 months later we are engaged.
I was so drunk last night I asked a rando at the bar to take a picture with me cause I thought he was in the band
the fact that I always have. bottle of tequila in my purse is not helping my current sitch
She yelled out "MCDREAMY" mid orgasm
Why are my jeans soaking wet and smell like chlorine??
Bc u told a stranger in the hotel "I have sinned' and made him get into the hotel fountain and "baptize u". I've got a vid
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