It was just so hard to get through Conan without crying like a baby. I'm just so proud of him.
Is there any way to un-invite somebody to a wedding? I just checked out the other family, and I can't have a cockblock there.
Fastest blow job ever. Though it was probably a good thing since we were in front of my house.
I received a letter in the mail from my ex equipped with a used condom,dirt, some hair, and a nude portrait of myself.
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Even though he was watching you pee on his bedroom floor, you kept denying it and saying he was dreaming
I feel like im becoming the girl who only drunk texts him. I would be in the dog house, if situations like this had dog houses.
we found him passed out on the baseball field with two 40oz and wearing a tophat.
Where did he get the tophat?
Well its official, I'm into significantly freakier sex than even I thought possible.
First time since we broke up that I'm not drunk before noon...win for broken hearts everywhere
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It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
I'm high and having a granola buffet this has got to be the healthiest I have ever been
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
Let's just say that I took off my pants and I had superman boxers on. Then she took off her pants and she had batman panties on. I think she's the one!
My thoughts mid terrible hookup: do people normally read a magazine right about now?
there is another microwave in the elevator.
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