Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
ok plan lets look hot and dance like whores.
I have glitter on my penis. Do you know anything about this?
thanks for brining me home and putting me in my bed. the pillow fort your built around me is also appreciated.
just because you are in college doesnt mean its okay to pregame easter mass.
Imagine that my comprehension level is that of a 7 year old and explain your plan again
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
I would watch the shit out of some full house right now.
All my interactions with my brother are drug deals at this point
Woke up on the couch with one cowboy boot on and a hat over my crotch. God bless texas.
I lost the right to judge tonight
i always handshake my one night stand, im classy like that.
There's a kitten on my face and I'm druuuunk
She abandoned me on the doorstep of her hostel. Turns out you can't bring one night stands into those places. Slept in a train station next to a tramp. He gave me chips. And didn't steal my shit while I slept. So I'm counting this one as a win
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