I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
I wish we could go back in time and find our best farts ever
Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
he has cookie breath... dont trust fat people.
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Sober January is a disaster.
I had the spins so badly it was like I was having sex with 2 girls
I will never swim in a flooded basement again..
What are the signs of a concussion? Please don't freak out.
You defs just slept for 6 hours in a porta pottie. You should probably just kill yourself.
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I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
Immediately after I scarfed down an Applebee's appetizer trio for lunch, my boss sent me on an hour long road trip to pick up some parts. Great. I can't wait to shit my pants on US-31 South.
As I came the Sportcenter app played that "dah nuh nuh" chime. Top ten life highlight?
I just want somewhere where I can sit down, without changing my clothes, that will serve me breakfast food and booze. Is that too much to ask?
What do I have to do?! Spell it out for him? Why can't he just plow me and pull my hair at the same time
You are my new hero
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