i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
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he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
I wanna tell red shirt guy I'm pregnant and use the abortion money for Coachella.
i caught him jerking off, doing his SAT Prep. forever alone.
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Exactly. So he deserves crazy "thanks for keeping me out of jail" sex. Or an "I'm glad your excessive cocaine habit had some positive outcomes" blowjob.
You gotta pick a side. My suggestion: side with tits.
He has blue eyes of sex and i am powerless against them
Doesn't tell me where my computer chair went but good to know
You just gave me the title for the series of our lives. Haha. Chapter 12: the cocaine on the back of the hairbrush
He's drinking on a hospital bracelet, the fuck's your excuse?
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I just ate your leftovers whilst watching Garfield and Friends. Thank you across the board.
I'm going to smell of sex and shame.
How is that different than any other Monday night?
Why can't you just be normal and get dick pics from your exes like everyone else?
So I sniffed too hard this morning before work and I THINK THE COCAINE JUST STARTED ROUND 2.
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
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