He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
I tried to throw up out of my window but I forgot there was a mesh screen.
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the bar told me i would have to take an hour break so they could wash the shot glasses
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
you probably have like 11 voicemails from us, one is us singing my heart will go on while were fucking
If he thought that flying across an ocean to visit me in London constituted sex, he thought wrong.
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
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IF SOMEONE ASKS YOU IF YOU WANT THE GOOD DRUGS YOU SAY YES.
She gave me what I will now dub a "hurricane sandy". Loud, wet and sloppy BJ that made me want to stay home and complain about shit on the Internet
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
I just had a sexting conversation using medieval jargon. I think he is a fine suitor.
well all i have to say, besides fuck you, is YOU try assembling ikea shelves while high on molly.
My liver is screaming fuck you right now.
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